ATTENTION:
CRUZ IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COMMENTS
PLEASE COMMENT
BECAUSE I GET LONELY HERE
NOT THAT CRUZ ISNT FRIENDLY...
NOW IVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE CONTINUEING TO PUT DOWN WORDS ISNT HELPING ME
BYE
20090123
Posted by Salom at 5:06 PM 7 comments
20090120
hi i was going to make a post but i procrastinated so its a really short post
ps chuck norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'
Posted by Salom at 4:45 AM 1 comments
20090114
well we had skull-e-o-sis testing yesterday
yup
(dont make fun i sounded it out, its the new fad among kindergarteners)
and it involves taking off your shirt in front of unsuspecting civilians who have no idea that i have six limbs/ a tattoo across my chest (tattoos are banned here)
aaaannnnndddd
i made a mistake
my car is a slightly more maroon color of a high heel
remember
they may say that sesame street is ficticious
but for some reason, they always seem to side with the government...
like now they have this new sesame street live thing with sesame street people dancing about singing about the environment.
and now heres cookie monster
Posted by Salom at 7:36 PM 6 comments
20090110
READ THE ONE BELOW THIS FIRST
story time: There were 2 frogs named Frankie and Marge. They were so in love with each other and couldnt stay separated from one another. They frolicked on the lilly pads together, played in Old Man Greenway's lawn together just for a lil scare. Old Man Greenway's been known to kill animals for just lookin at him. But one day Frankie and Marge got a lil too brave and frollicked a lil too long in Old Man Greenway's lawn. When they were wrestlin in the grass they heard a noise and didnt know what it was. It happened to be Mr. Greenway's lawn mower and it chopped them up to pieces. THE END.
Posted by Salom at 9:28 PM 1 comments
WARNING: THIS IS A RANDOM POST. IF YOU ARE AGAINST HARM OF SANITY, PLEASE LEAVE NOW.
random part number one:
if you are over six feet tall DO NOT STAND UP ON THE BUS!!
you tend to hit the celing...
it hurts....
random part number two
I WILL TAKE MY HATRED OF ROBERT PATTINSON TO THE GRAVE!!!!
i seriously had to sit in traffic for two hours just because he was at the mall for five minutes
random part number C:
PICTURES!!!!
Posted by Salom at 9:10 PM 0 comments
20090105
PICTURE!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!-S! !! !!!
Posted by Rybon at 11:07 AM 3 comments
20090104
hey guys
you probably dont remember me
but im posting again
and cruz my blog is closing
because more people read this one
so
im making a real post tommorrow i swear
bye
cRcybcocnc
Posted by Rybon at 10:50 AM 1 comments
20090103
whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song
all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends
where were they when rudolf had bad times?
ill tell you where
they were of playing reindeer games
but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special
then they include him
its communism
i tell you its communism
and if you switch around Saint
you get Satin
so is it Saint Nick?
or Satin Nick?
because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...
Posted by Salom at 1:05 PM 0 comments
whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song
all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends
where were they when rudolf had bad times?
ill tell you where
they were of playing reindeer games
but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special
then they include him
its communism
i tell you its communism
and if you switch around Saint
you get Satin
so is it Saint Nick?
or Satin Nick?
because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...
Posted by Salom at 1:05 PM 0 comments