well we had skull-e-o-sis testing yesterday

yup

(dont make fun i sounded it out, its the new fad among kindergarteners)

and it involves taking off your shirt in front of unsuspecting civilians who have no idea that i have six limbs/ a tattoo across my chest (tattoos are banned here)

aaaannnnndddd

i made a mistake

my car is a slightly more maroon color of a high heel

remember

they may say that sesame street is ficticious

but for some reason, they always seem to side with the government...


like now they have this new sesame street live thing with sesame street people dancing about singing about the environment.

and now heres cookie monster