whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song

all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends

where were they when rudolf had bad times?

ill tell you where

they were of playing reindeer games

but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special

then they include him

its communism

i tell you its communism


and if you switch around Saint

you get Satin


so is it Saint Nick?

or Satin Nick?

because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...