ATTENTION:
CRUZ IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COMMENTS
PLEASE COMMENT
BECAUSE I GET LONELY HERE
NOT THAT CRUZ ISNT FRIENDLY...
NOW IVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE CONTINUEING TO PUT DOWN WORDS ISNT HELPING ME
BYE
20090123
Posted by Salom at 5:06 PM 7 comments
20090120

hi i was going to make a post but i procrastinated so its a really short post
ps chuck norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'
Posted by Salom at 4:45 AM 1 comments
20090114





well we had skull-e-o-sis testing yesterday
yup
(dont make fun i sounded it out, its the new fad among kindergarteners)
and it involves taking off your shirt in front of unsuspecting civilians who have no idea that i have six limbs/ a tattoo across my chest (tattoos are banned here)
aaaannnnndddd
i made a mistake
my car is a slightly more maroon color of a high heel
remember
they may say that sesame street is ficticious
but for some reason, they always seem to side with the government...
like now they have this new sesame street live thing with sesame street people dancing about singing about the environment.
and now heres cookie monster
Posted by Salom at 7:36 PM 6 comments
20090110
READ THE ONE BELOW THIS FIRST

story time: There were 2 frogs named Frankie and Marge. They were so in love with each other and couldnt stay separated from one another. They frolicked on the lilly pads together, played in Old Man Greenway's lawn together just for a lil scare. Old Man Greenway's been known to kill animals for just lookin at him. But one day Frankie and Marge got a lil too brave and frollicked a lil too long in Old Man Greenway's lawn. When they were wrestlin in the grass they heard a noise and didnt know what it was. It happened to be Mr. Greenway's lawn mower and it chopped them up to pieces. THE END.




Posted by Salom at 9:28 PM 1 comments
WARNING: THIS IS A RANDOM POST. IF YOU ARE AGAINST HARM OF SANITY, PLEASE LEAVE NOW.
random part number one:
if you are over six feet tall DO NOT STAND UP ON THE BUS!!
you tend to hit the celing...
it hurts....
random part number two
I WILL TAKE MY HATRED OF ROBERT PATTINSON TO THE GRAVE!!!!
i seriously had to sit in traffic for two hours just because he was at the mall for five minutes
random part number C:
PICTURES!!!!
Posted by Salom at 9:10 PM 0 comments
20090105
PICTURE!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!-S! !! !!!
Posted by Anonymous at 11:07 AM 3 comments
20090104
hey guys
you probably dont remember me
but im posting again
and cruz my blog is closing
because more people read this one
so
im making a real post tommorrow i swear
bye
cRcybcocnc
Posted by Anonymous at 10:50 AM 1 comments
20090103
whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song
all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends
where were they when rudolf had bad times?
ill tell you where
they were of playing reindeer games
but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special
then they include him
its communism
i tell you its communism
and if you switch around Saint
you get Satin
so is it Saint Nick?
or Satin Nick?
because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...
Posted by Salom at 1:05 PM 0 comments
whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song
all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends
where were they when rudolf had bad times?
ill tell you where
they were of playing reindeer games
but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special
then they include him
its communism
i tell you its communism
and if you switch around Saint
you get Satin
so is it Saint Nick?
or Satin Nick?
because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...
Posted by Salom at 1:05 PM 0 comments
20081228
cruz, i didnt say it gets on my nerves.
i meant its just wierd how you always post about 5 minutes befor i get on
srry if you took that the wrong way
Posted by Salom at 5:39 PM 2 comments
20081227
REMINDER: WHEN READING THE FOLLOWING REMEMBER THAT IT DOES NOT NESESARILY REPRESENT MY POLITICAL POINT OF VIEW BUT I HAD NO BETTER CHRISTMAS SONG
hey
you better watch out
i think shes a guy
i cant really tell but something aint right
Hillary clinton is coming
to town
shes a makin a list
and checking it thrice
gonna find out who's demis and reps
Hillary clinton is coming
to town
she moniters your phone calls
she knows when your not home
shes got access to your tax records
so be good for goodness sakes
hey
you better watch out
i think shes a guy
i cant really tell but something aint right
Hillary clinton is coming
to town
NEXT SONG
here comes john mccain here comes john mccain right down john mccain lane
hes got a stack of jury duty and rascism on his hands
bombs are ringing grown men screaming all is horrid and damned
so grab a rifle and say your prayers cause were all going to iraq
Posted by Salom at 11:53 AM 0 comments
does anyone else get the feeling that cruz is always on at the same time as you?
its kindof strange
actually its downright wierd
not cruz
just that shes always on when im on
Posted by Salom at 10:37 AM 0 comments
20081225
it's everyone elses turn to get stared at now because they have American accents.
(flare tried a fake british one and got yelled at)
anyways
"santa" neglected to come this year
agin
so i guess no presents
oh well
lets give a round of applause to Jesus
for sticking with us for two thousand and eight years
and counting
if your jewish
then good for you i like your jewish rye bread
bye
Salom
Posted by Salom at 10:01 AM 2 comments
20081224
well we're back in the Jolly Old
in other words we're in England
Piersav and i have british accents slightly so its actually nice not to be stared at.
if any of you ever see a person with a british accent dont stare
its not nice
merry christmas
bye
Posted by Salom at 1:58 PM 1 comments
20081223
THIS WEEKS COOL BLOGGER AWARD
Im giving out a cool blogger award every week because im bored
the winner this week is
*drumroll*
GANDALF
because he's cool and awesome
and he likes lord of the rings
i made a playlist just for him this week (yes i know he doesnt come here)
EIGHTEEN CHEERS FOR GANDALF!!!!
Posted by Salom at 8:24 AM 2 comments
20081222
Please Help Bloggers Less Fortunate Than You
ok so i have two friends following my blog that dont have many followers because for some reason their blogs didnt start as well as mine, and they didnt run into all you cool people who follow my blog.
yup i always start by sucking up
anyway
lets have a big welcome for Will and Xavrias
*clapclapclapclapclap*
so
i want you all to be nice and go to their blogs like nice people do
and i want you to read the blogs
or look at the pictures
or both
and then i want you to comment on those blogs
and then i want you to follow the blog if you like it
because thats what nice people do
heres the links
http://willthefallenone.blogspot.com/
and
http://xavriaspicture.blogspot.com/
good little boys and girls and hybrids
you each get one of cruz's sweets that ive been hoarding
-Salom
Posted by Salom at 12:34 PM 7 comments
well i got tagged so here goes.
Rules:
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger s that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog(which Radar/Silence did not do)
Facts:
1. I don't like being tagged
2. Because it requires thinking
3. To think of facts about me
4.So im only writing four facts
5.I don't like daytime very much
6.I don't like cars very much
7.I like to sleep
8.I like to run
now for the people i tag
1.Radar(to be a jerk)
2.Silence(to be a bigger jerk)
3.Rybon
4.Piersav
5.Flare
6.whoever the **** started this whole thing
7.will
8.alex
Posted by Salom at 7:32 AM 1 comments
20081220
now yeah... what to write about...
were leaving today and we'll be back on sunday afternoon.
-Salom
i got all A-'s on my finals
-Rybon
Posted by Salom at 7:22 AM 1 comments
20081213
my name is storm
i used the wolf-name thing and my wolf-name is storm
also i realised that when you pay attention in language arts it pays off
and ive been looking into enterkey-gum
Posted by Salom at 12:16 PM 3 comments
