20090123

ATTENTION:

CRUZ IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COMMENTS

PLEASE COMMENT

BECAUSE I GET LONELY HERE

NOT THAT CRUZ ISNT FRIENDLY...

NOW IVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE CONTINUEING TO PUT DOWN WORDS ISNT HELPING ME

BYE

20090120


hi i was going to make a post but i procrastinated so its a really short post

ps chuck norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'

20090114






well we had skull-e-o-sis testing yesterday

yup

(dont make fun i sounded it out, its the new fad among kindergarteners)

and it involves taking off your shirt in front of unsuspecting civilians who have no idea that i have six limbs/ a tattoo across my chest (tattoos are banned here)

aaaannnnndddd

i made a mistake

my car is a slightly more maroon color of a high heel

remember

they may say that sesame street is ficticious

but for some reason, they always seem to side with the government...


like now they have this new sesame street live thing with sesame street people dancing about singing about the environment.

and now heres cookie monster

20090110

READ THE ONE BELOW THIS FIRST


story time: There were 2 frogs named Frankie and Marge. They were so in love with each other and couldnt stay separated from one another. They frolicked on the lilly pads together, played in Old Man Greenway's lawn together just for a lil scare. Old Man Greenway's been known to kill animals for just lookin at him. But one day Frankie and Marge got a lil too brave and frollicked a lil too long in Old Man Greenway's lawn. When they were wrestlin in the grass they heard a noise and didnt know what it was. It happened to be Mr. Greenway's lawn mower and it chopped them up to pieces. THE END.




WARNING: THIS IS A RANDOM POST. IF YOU ARE AGAINST HARM OF SANITY, PLEASE LEAVE NOW.

random part number one:

if you are over six feet tall DO NOT STAND UP ON THE BUS!!

you tend to hit the celing...
it hurts....

random part number two

I WILL TAKE MY HATRED OF ROBERT PATTINSON TO THE GRAVE!!!!

i seriously had to sit in traffic for two hours just because he was at the mall for five minutes

random part number C:

PICTURES!!!!

20090105

PICTURE!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!-S! !! !!!


YAY i put a picture up
bye
Rybon

20090104

hey guys

you probably dont remember me

but im posting again

and cruz my blog is closing

because more people read this one

so

im making a real post tommorrow i swear

bye

cRcybcocnc

20090103

whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song

all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends

where were they when rudolf had bad times?

ill tell you where

they were of playing reindeer games

but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special

then they include him

its communism

i tell you its communism


and if you switch around Saint

you get Satin


so is it Saint Nick?

or Satin Nick?

because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...

whats with rudolf the red nosed reindeer song

all of those OTHER reindeer arent really his friends

where were they when rudolf had bad times?

ill tell you where

they were of playing reindeer games

but when santa finally decides to make rudolf special

then they include him

its communism

i tell you its communism


and if you switch around Saint

you get Satin


so is it Saint Nick?

or Satin Nick?

because that could explain the pipe bomb in my stocking...

20081228

cruz, i didnt say it gets on my nerves.
i meant its just wierd how you always post about 5 minutes befor i get on
srry if you took that the wrong way

20081227

REMINDER: WHEN READING THE FOLLOWING REMEMBER THAT IT DOES NOT NESESARILY REPRESENT MY POLITICAL POINT OF VIEW BUT I HAD NO BETTER CHRISTMAS SONG








hey

you better watch out
i think shes a guy
i cant really tell but something aint right
Hillary clinton is coming
to town

shes a makin a list
and checking it thrice
gonna find out who's demis and reps
Hillary clinton is coming
to town

she moniters your phone calls
she knows when your not home
shes got access to your tax records
so be good for goodness sakes

hey

you better watch out
i think shes a guy
i cant really tell but something aint right
Hillary clinton is coming
to town








NEXT SONG



here comes john mccain here comes john mccain right down john mccain lane
hes got a stack of jury duty and rascism on his hands
bombs are ringing grown men screaming all is horrid and damned
so grab a rifle and say your prayers cause were all going to iraq

does anyone else get the feeling that cruz is always on at the same time as you?
its kindof strange
actually its downright wierd
not cruz
just that shes always on when im on

20081225

it's everyone elses turn to get stared at now because they have American accents.
(flare tried a fake british one and got yelled at)
anyways
"santa" neglected to come this year
agin
so i guess no presents
oh well
lets give a round of applause to Jesus
for sticking with us for two thousand and eight years
and counting
if your jewish
then good for you i like your jewish rye bread
bye
Salom

20081224

well we're back in the Jolly Old
in other words we're in England
Piersav and i have british accents slightly so its actually nice not to be stared at.
if any of you ever see a person with a british accent dont stare
its not nice
merry christmas
bye

20081223

THIS WEEKS COOL BLOGGER AWARD

Im giving out a cool blogger award every week because im bored

the winner this week is
*drumroll*
GANDALF
because he's cool and awesome
and he likes lord of the rings
i made a playlist just for him this week (yes i know he doesnt come here)
EIGHTEEN CHEERS FOR GANDALF!!!!

20081222

Please Help Bloggers Less Fortunate Than You

ok so i have two friends following my blog that dont have many followers because for some reason their blogs didnt start as well as mine, and they didnt run into all you cool people who follow my blog.
yup i always start by sucking up
anyway
lets have a big welcome for Will and Xavrias
*clapclapclapclapclap*
so
i want you all to be nice and go to their blogs like nice people do
and i want you to read the blogs
or look at the pictures
or both
and then i want you to comment on those blogs
and then i want you to follow the blog if you like it
because thats what nice people do
heres the links

http://willthefallenone.blogspot.com/
and
http://xavriaspicture.blogspot.com/

good little boys and girls and hybrids

you each get one of cruz's sweets that ive been hoarding

-Salom

well i got tagged so here goes.

Rules:
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger s that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog(which Radar/Silence did not do)

Facts:

1. I don't like being tagged
2. Because it requires thinking
3. To think of facts about me
4.So im only writing four facts
5.I don't like daytime very much
6.I don't like cars very much
7.I like to sleep
8.I like to run

now for the people i tag
1.Radar(to be a jerk)
2.Silence(to be a bigger jerk)
3.Rybon
4.Piersav
5.Flare
6.whoever the **** started this whole thing
7.will
8.alex

20081220

Finals are over for the week, and I know I didn't post for a while but i was kind of studying a lot. anyway, on my history final i got a one hundred percent, on my science and language arts i got a a- and in math and public speaking i got a b and in graphic design i got a c.
now yeah... what to write about...
were leaving today and we'll be back on sunday afternoon.

-Salom

i got all A-'s on my finals

-Rybon

20081213

my name is storm

i used the wolf-name thing and my wolf-name is storm

also i realised that when you pay attention in language arts it pays off

and ive been looking into enterkey-gum